Of course No Parking On The Dancefloor is the mandate. But we must let the freaks know that they are welcome.
So if there's ever a time to NOT park on the dancefloor, it would be tomorrow. Gotta dance for The Don.
We take our ministry seriously at Axel F, to give you a body locking, jheri curl melting good time. And we can't create the proper lazer and glitter infused atmosphere if you're taking up valuable dance floor space by posting up and not embracing the funk.
Now, most of our dear supporters don't have this problem. But this is such a critical pillar of our mission that it's worth issuing a reminder.
Only YOU can prevent Parking On the Dancefloor. Just Say No.